Criminal Minds - Briefly [Het/Fem/Slash - All possible pairings, T]

[batgurl88]

Title: Briefly
Rating: T (for one swear word, but I'm cautious)
Summary: CM ships in six words each. Thirty-five-odd microfics of every pairing I could think of.
Pairings: All of 'em. Het, femslash, and slash.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.

A/N: Very short microfics - all exactly six words long. Can't imagine anyone who'd want to read all of these ships, but I tried to include every one I could think of (het, slash, and femslash). Some are more shippy/angsty/wtv than others. Just an exercise to get me writing on my day off. Let's see how many people's squick-buttons I can hit ;)

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Briefly
 

Reid/Morgan

His mom sends them both cookies.

Elle/Gideon

Not a boyfriend, then. But still...

Garcia/Reid

She kisses his forehead. He smiles.

Rossi/Emily

She doesn't take his shit. Good.

Hotch/Elle

He only smiles for her, now.

Reid/JJ

Ketchup on jersey. Still had fun.

Morgan/Emily

He's never seen her cry before.

JJ/Will

Pushed him away. He came back.

Elle/Reid

Wet's a good look for him.

JJ/Emily

She held her hand. A sigh.

Morgan/JJ

Smirk. Payback's a bitch, all right.

Garcia/Kevin

Techno-geeks FTW. Details on Twitter.

Gideon/Morgan

He wasn't with him in Boston.

Hotch/Emily

Just what her mother wanted. Damn.

Garcia/Elle

Unexpected. But then, so's her smile.

Morgan/Rossi

Relentless, he said. He wasn't lying.

Hotch/JJ

They both just want to feel.

Emily/Garcia

Strange and great, indeed, she sighs.

Gideon/Hotch

"It's your other wife." She knows.

Reid/Hotch

I'm sorry. The words fall flat.

Morgan/Elle

Self-defence class ends. She stays.

Hotch/Garcia

No pet-names - he's the exception.

Rossi/JJ

She lied. There was no book-signing.

Garcia/Gideon

Flowers wilt. She keeps the card.

Emily/Reid

This time, she can save him.

JJ/Garcia

Best friends. Girlfriends. Next best thing.

Rossi/Elle

She's not impressed. He likes that.

Gideon/Emily

It's harmless the first time. Checkmate.

Garcia/Rossi

He can't apologize. She doesn't ask.

Elle/JJ

Never thought she'd date a blonde.

Rossi/Hotch

"Welcome back." It's been too long.

Reid/Gideon

Trust is earned, but easily broken.

Hotch/Morgan

Another UNSUB tackled. He keeps count.

Elle/Emily

So, you're the 'new girl', huh?

Gideon/Rossi

They test eachother. Neither one wins.

Haley/Hotch

It's understood. The ring's an afterthought.

Rossi/Reid

Expert in everything, he soon discovers.

Gideon/JJ

She knows how to calm him.

Morgan/Garcia

Sigh. He should have asked sooner.



The Reject Pile:

Reid/Garcia

"I'll buy you a new scarf."

Emily/Reid

He can't give her a baby.

Hotch/Rossi

"Use mine." He'll later regret that.

Reid/Emily

She doesn't let him apologize.

Hotch/Reid

I can't protect him, he realizes.

Morgan/Garcia

It's not a smokey bar, but...

Reid/Hotch

Nothing will happen. He'll make sure.

Elle/Morgan

Not in the car, she says.

Hotch/JJ

He won't let her break again.

Garcia/Reid

One day, he'll understand her jokes.


If I missed any, let me know! :)

ETA: Forgot Gideon/Morgan, JJ/Hotch. Added both sets.
 ETA2: Also forgot Elle/Emily. ::facepalm:: That should cover everybody.
 

Comments

[mcgarrygirl78.livejournal.com]

I actually love every single one of these but Gideon/Elle, OMG I was just talking to my mother about the tingle I get for them sometimes. You captured my whole ramble to her perfectly.

These are amazing, sooooooooo amazing : D

Extra cheers for Hotch/Prentiss....so true.

[batgurl88]

XD Thank you very much! I'm really glad you enjoyed them (especially the Gideon/Elle - I'd forgotten how many Gideon=Elle's boyfriend comments there were in the first season until I rewatched recently lol). Glad you thought I did it justice.

[shinealightonme]

Ahaha, this is so inventive and amazing! Great job capturing so many different dynamics in so few words. Think my favorite is Garcia/Kevin, maybe with Rossi/Elle in second place...God, this is awesome and I'm totally enamored with it.

[batgurl88]

Thank you! :D I was searching for writing exercises and memes to help me kick my funk when I came across a great collection of six-word stories. Seemed to do the trick quite nicely lol.

Anyways, I'm glad you liked them. I'm rather fond of the Rossi/Elle one - I'm pretty sure your fic helped inspire it.

[shinealightonme]

Sure seems like it worked to me! Looks like fun too...might have to steal this one ^_^ for a different fandom, mayhaps.

Woo hoo! I'm culpable helpful!

[thelibraniniquity]

Absolutely fantastic, and I think I liked most of the Elle and Gideon ones the best - which I wasn't expecting! Love how you managed to convey so much emotion and meaning in only six words.

[batgurl88]

Thank you! I'm actually quite pleased with how most of the Elle and Gideon ones turned out, considering how seldom I write those two nowadays. I'm glad you liked it.

[chevre-ailes.livejournal.com]

Well done. You are a genius. (hehe)

[batgurl88]

:) Thank you! lol

[kuriadalmatia.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. There are so many ways these are brilliant! They just fit. All of them. Which deserves massive kudos because you were able to, in only 6 words, convey so much and be true to the characters. Cheers!

[batgurl88]

Thank you very much! It was a fun exercise to try - I'm really glad you liked them.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

This is really well done. So much in so few wors. *applauds*

[batgurl88]

Thank you! :D

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

I really have just gotten into to the show this season and you have no idea how happy I was to find this fic. I haven't had really good luck with CM fic. So I this was just great to read.

[resolucidity.livejournal.com]

I wish I could pick a few out to tell you that they were my favorites, but I can't. They all are! How wonderfully creative.... Great job!!

[batgurl88]

XD Thank you very much! I'm so glad to hear you enjoyed them.

[coffeecocktails.livejournal.com]

This is bloody brilliant, and so clever. I'm impressed that you made me laugh and touched me in just six word fics. This made my day, thanks.

[batgurl88]

Thank you! That's so great to hear - I'm glad you enjoyed them.

[siggen1.livejournal.com]

I love all of these - The Hotch/Rossi one and the Gideon/Rossi ones are especially great.

Since you wanted to know: There is no Hotch/JJ;)

[batgurl88]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed them. And OMG thanks for pointing that out - I just realised I also forgot Morgan/Gideon, so I'll probably add those ones today. ETA: Added them. Thanks again! :)

[a_blackpanther]

Very interesting and creative!. I loved the Hotch/Prentiss one.

[batgurl88]

Thank you very much! I'm glad you liked them.

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Very cool. Mostly the one with Gideon squicked me a little, but I enjoyed them overall. Well done!

[batgurl88]

Hee. I figured the Gideon ones would squick someone eventually. Sorry about that. :)

[angelikitten]

Oh wow, I love these!

[batgurl88]

Thank you! :D

[sarahastro.livejournal.com]

These are great! I'm impressed by how you created a whole story with just six words. I think my favorites are Elle/Gideon and the Reid/Hotch from the reject pile.

[batgurl88]

Thank you very much! I had a lot of fun trying to work through all the pairings, so I'm glad you enjoyed them. :)

[sweet-iolanthe.livejournal.com]

lololol
this was lovely!

Garcia/Kevin

Techno-geeks FTW. Details on Twitter.

Gideon/Morgan

He wasn't with him in Boston.

FTFW! Garcia/Kevin made me lol bc they would do that and Gideon/Morgan -- guh! so very true. even though i don't ship it, so very true

[batgurl88]

Thank you very much! I'm really glad you enjoyed them.

Hotch/Emily

[gsyh.livejournal.com]

Well Ems, you could always tell your mom that Hotch is a Secret Homosexual and that you are only dating him for sham.


...but maybe as a diplomat, the mother would still approve.


Secret Hippie?

Re: Hotch/Emily

[batgurl88]

Haha I like the suggestions. Though, trust Mama Prentiss to still find something she likes about him ;)