I think we're both in the same boat on that one - if this had happened for real, I would be going nuts right about now. RL is for wimps ;) Sorry if I worried you.

HE TOTALLY SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE WHO WOULD CASH IT IN EARLY & DISAPPEAR INTO THE WOODS TO COMMUNE WITH SQUIRRELS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

And there is the image that will keep me entertained for the rest of the day XD